Monday, June 13, 2011

Introduction

Well, hello everyone, this is my first, of hopefully many blogs that i will write covering a vast array of truly captivating topics. To start out, this will be an easy blog for me to write. The main purpose of this blog will be to cover various technology products that i believe will benefit people's lives.

I truly believe technology is a great blessing from god that can be used and enjoyed in all kinds of wonderful ways. The problem is, i also see that it is a horrible distracting curse from the netherworld wrought and twisted by satan himself that causes hours of frustration reading manuals and trying to set things up, days of horror dealing with crappy stuff, weeks of greed and dissatisfaction from the fact something better than what you have is already released, months of ignoring loved ones and life's problems while captivated with your gadget, and years trying to justify all the "efficient" time spent with technology that ultimately caused more problems and work than it solved while keeping people distracted from God's creation, his love for them, and the state of their own soul.

Ok, that, i admit, was somewhat deep was sort of confusing, i imagine someone wondering, "wait, do you like technology and see its benefits? or do you hate technology and are a religious nature boy of some kind? so which one is it and what is this blog about again?" I suppose the truthful answer is both of those things are kind of true. I love technology but sometimes i cant stand it. I wrote this here because although it is off topic i believe it is necessary to understand my philosophy as well as my sarcasm that surrounds this little venture in sharing ideas via the world wide web.

Ok on to the blog!
This one will deal with making technology work for you, not you working for your technology. Therefore we will deal with the hours, days and weeks issues, but not so much the month and years. That will be for another blog.

Simply put, this will be a blog of reviews of various pieces of technology. However, i hope to manage to do something a little different than other blogs. Well, at least the main tech sites ive seen such as cnet.com. Instead of reviewing a bizzillion different things and giving them scores and pros and cons and all that which sometimes helps, but sometimes really doesn't, im going to only look at products i think are awesome and worth buying. Basically i will do all that crazy research of looking though a million different LCD HDTVs, routers, graphics cards, tablets, smartphones, or anything else with silicon in it and filter it all out and just give you what i think will be best for a particular audience.

See, i get to do the fun stuff like find out what the difference between IPS, TN, and VA LCDs are, or why wireless "N150" routers all suck and are basically lies and those companies that make them should be sued, (which are all of them, i think) and just tell you which stuff is worth owning. I will also tell you why its worth owning, and who i think would like it, and what it could be used well for. I will not have a feature list. Lots of things do lots of things, very few things do all those things well.

Plus, you get fun extras like the fact that very few of my "i's" will be capitalized, because lets face it, in 2011 any program i write words into should do that automatically for me. Oh, also, you will get a (hopefully) enjoyable description and writing style that verges somewhere between artistic genius and oh crap i haven't written anything in a really long time. So, bear with me, i hope to improve both wit and vocabulary, and maybe perhaps even grammar, with each blog i write. Oh, one more thing, i will attempt to check spelling each time, however, if i miss something, just let it go... please?